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Read Jazz™

Postby ClavAnother » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:08 am

\.Here is the new track inspired by this forum.?


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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Plink Floyd » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:43 am

LOZL HOW did you get James Earl Jones to read my part??!! I TOTALLY laffed my butt off!!+@+!! :lol:

Excuse me now while I go look for it.
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ElectricPuppy » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:33 pm

hahaha...! "Hey.... that's not quite right." Classic!
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby MetroSonus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:11 pm

I somehow think there should be a read rap versions of these :lol:
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ElectricPuppy » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:12 pm

Shit, now I kinda feel like doing a read jazz, myself. Ha! Stupid workday, always getting in the way of having funs. \.:mad:.?
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby MetroSonus » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:18 pm

yes then we go home and plotz... i have a ton of one man skits I want to film..:( not to mention the video of the gaia I need to edit.. musics that need working on,,
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby christianrock » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:26 pm

lulz
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby topcat » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:28 pm

I quite enjoyed this old chap! :smile:
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Plink Floyd » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:24 am

MetroSonus wrote:...read rap...

Aren't those terms mutually exclusive?
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby MetroSonus » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:58 pm

:idk:

I could see a real slow beat with some wikka wikka wak scratches and a ping pong sort of cadence to the conversation that would be funny..

so you know wut...
wut?
i was walking down the street the other day and this fool says to me..
yea? wut he say..?
well let me tell ya what he said..
etc..
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ElectricPuppy » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:11 pm

He said, "Doctor,
is there nothing I can take,"
he said, "Doctor,
to relieve this bellyache,"
he said "Doctor,
is there nothing I can take,"
he said, "Doctor,
to relieve this bellyache"
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ClavAnother » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:17 am

Plink Floyd wrote:LOZL HOW did you get James Earl Jones to read my part??!! I TOTALLY laffed my butt off!!+@+!! :lol:

Excuse me now while I go look for it.




I just got that. :facepalm: I'm all tens today.
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ClavAnother » Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:44 am

So anymay... just how old do you have to be before it is socially acceptable to crack someone on the head with your cane and shout :Whippersnapper:

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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ElectricPuppy » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:38 am

I think you don't really get away with the head crack until your in your 90's. The whippersnapper part, though, is applicable at any age, afaik.
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Purity_Control » Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:25 pm

"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Plink Floyd » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:43 am

:thu: :grin: :love: :lol: :like: :clap:

Cool musix for the background! Reminded me of something in a Peter Bog movie. :wave:
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ClavAnother » Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:49 am

Purity_Control wrote:When I was a madam, there was this "Lefty" who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with cusion based on her humping her own chaps. It was banging.



I think I love you. Really great job, kid.

For the record I pronounce it in the past tense: Read like Red. Early versions of the project were titled Red Jazz, but after a bit I changed it.

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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Plink Floyd » Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:05 am

I've heard that's why they called it Led Zepplin:

One account of the band's naming, which has become almost legendary, has it that Keith Moon and John Entwistle, drummer and bassist for The Who, respectively, suggested that a possible supergroup containing themselves, Jimmy Page, and Jeff Beck would go down like a lead zeppelin, a term Entwistle used to describe a bad gig. The group deliberately dropped the 'a' in Lead at the suggestion of their manager, Peter Grant, to prevent "thick Americans" from pronouncing it "leed".

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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby Purity_Control » Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:14 pm

When I was on remand, there was this lady who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with percusion based on her thumping her own chest. It was banging.


:freak: :cop:

That is what happens when i improvise. hence the title on the soundcloud page.
"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Re: Read Jazz™

Postby ClavAnother » Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:47 pm

Purity_Control wrote:
When I was on remand, there was this lady who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with percusion based on her thumping her own chest. It was banging.

ClavAnother wrote:
Purity_Control wrote:When I was a madam, there was this "Lefty" who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with cusion based on her humping her own chaps. It was banging.






Yeah well, I really wasn't all that far off, was I?

So do you want to do a collaboration of [what's left of] the original H.G.!

you could do the first 500 pages, I could do the next, and so on, and so on, and...
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