hai guyz!

[MetroSonus]

fixed for you. Right click on the image and click "copy image location" then paste in the post.



i also added our familiar smilies

[topcat]

thank you soyuz...ehhhhh I mean Metro.

[MetroSonus]

hey it's not problem fuggidabouwdit eh? ooooooh

[topcat]

I haz pizza and beerz w/wife!

[MetroSonus]

i haz and old mcdonalds and monster energy drink. today i feel like im at work on a saturday.

[akliner]

MicroKorg or Micron

I'm moving. I have been away.

I will be back.

Also, this is new ---> WTF?

ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS DIAMETRO BANNED??/////?????



How's everything going on the internetz?

[MetroSonus]

arrggh! I'm trying to merge this down here.. i have to install a modz to change the date of you post to the first post of the thread.

Too tired right now.. will do later.

[Plink Floyd]

This is a good thing you've made here, Metrosoyuz7of9.

Teh Claps for you, Sir!

And yes, maybe just one... (sputter...choke) Oh, dammit! Haven't you learned to drink it cold yet? Oh, I'm sorry. No, I don't want an ice cube. I'll just wipe it up...

[MetroSonus]

oh sir you flatter me so.


HAI CLAV

[ClavAnother]

HAI CLAV

Hai MetroSonus

Welcome to my thread.

Hey, I don't understand why the order of posts is erroneous in here.

[MetroSonus]

well because as per corporate tradition Aks post comes first. He posted in the keyboard forum and the thread was down here in the off topic forum. the only way to make his first would be to change the date on the the post..

[ClavAnother]

posted in the keyboard forum and the thread was down here in the off topic forum

did you move it? are there heavy handed MODS in this forum?

[MetroSonus]

yea cause i was trying to merge the two (he started a second hai guyz thread) and it didn't work they way i anticipated.. because of the date thing he ended up at the end of the thread

Mods? Just this guy ..


and he says "heavy handed? i'll put a cap in yo azz if you don't start postin more foo".

I think he thinks you're chinese.

[ClavAnother]

I am Chinese. Are you making fun of my accent?

[MetroSonus]

mehaps it twas you who pee peed my coke?

seriously, I didn't know you were chinese, i just thought you had that thing jerry lewis has.. and i wanted to be polite and not mention it.

[ClavAnother]

lol. what thing jerry lewis haz? great ballz of fire?



so hey, I just totally keyboarded my ass off.

[MetroSonus]

His balls of fire were HUGE. At least somebody is getting some action.. were all sick here :(

[topcat]

I forgot my password already, which reminded me of this from the movie Horsefeathers.




Baravelli: Who are you?
Wagstaff: I'm fine thanks, who are you?
Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.
Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no! You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish.
Wagstaff: She isn't, well, she drinks like one. Let me see. Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey you crazy! Sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: That's-a funny. I gotta haddock, too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well-a, sometimes I take-a aspirin, sometimes I take-a Calamel.
Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a Calamel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calamel. I like that too, but you no guess it. Hey, what-sa matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say 'swordfish.' Now I'll give you one more guess.
Wagstaff: (to himself: Swordfish. Swordfish) I think I got it. Is it 'swordfish'?
Baravelli: Hah! That's-a it! You guess it!
Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?

[MetroSonus]

So I looked up that film on wikkipedia and came across this list of comedies by year..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Un ... films#1998

holy cow.. it's obvious what's wrong with movies.. I think the 80's maybe had 10 a year? The 00's I think averaged about 50 a year.. that's a classic case of the industry expanding too fast.. think how many other films came out that weren't in that genre. There's like 1 good one for every 10 throw away ones.. they've probably never been able to regain their losses.

[ElectricPuppy]