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Haiku for you

Postby ClavAnother » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:25 am

This forum is dead
If I make a haiku thread
Then it will be saved
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:01 am

I don't know
How to haiku
So I won't try
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby selfinflikted » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:47 pm

It will likely be
That this forum will live on
Because of this thread
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby MetroSonus » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:51 pm

where is CR at?
and posts about pee be?
we used to be cool.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby ElectricPuppy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:04 pm

Haiku, haiku, hai
Ku, haiku, haiku, haiku
O hai there, treehouse
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby christianrock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:50 pm

Hey now you guys
Hasn't your momma told you
To avoid pee be?
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:35 pm

CR is back!
All hail to the lulzmaster
I still can't haiku
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby christianrock » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:47 pm

Image

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Re: Haiku for you

Postby selfinflikted » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:52 pm

BonsoWonderDog wrote:I still can't haiku


Five syllables first
Then seven come next in line
And five once again

(also, there's technically some crap about juxtapositioning of opposing themes, but that's just silly.)
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:32 pm

let me try again
ok i think i've got it
nope i still can't haiku
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby ElectricPuppy » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:03 am

Oh come on Bonso
Surely you can make haiku
See? It's super easy... shit.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby Plink Floyd » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:07 am

Pee be or not pee be?
Tis an incompleat sammich.
I'll take pee be jay.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby soundwave106 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:10 pm

This haiku thread needs action.
I invert pattern
For the hell of it, that's all.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:11 am

oh hai haiku hai
haiku haiku haiku hai
bai bai haiku bai
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby Plink Floyd » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:00 am

BonsoWonderDog wrote:oh hai haiku hai
haiku haiku haiku hai
bai bai haiku bai
Exactly what I said last week when I had teh flu.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby Plink Floyd » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:13 am

And I still say the noblest rhyme,
is the poetry plainly sublime.
Of course I refer,
madame and monsieurs,
to The Limerick; all else is slime.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby ElectricPuppy » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:32 pm

This thread is now about limericks. Discuss.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby ClavAnother » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:08 pm

:mad:.? Y u no haiku :mad:.?


Anyway, I did always like this one....


She frowned and called him Mr.
Because he fondly kr.
And so for spite
That very night
That Mr. kr. sr.
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby ElectricPuppy » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:06 pm

wat
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Re: Haiku for you

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:04 am

yeah, wat?
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