I'm afraid to ask for the lyrics...
Female vocal:
He has the dark hel-met, dark hel-met
And he is a bad man, yes he is!
Oh no! Oh no! Da da da da
Dark hel-met, da da da da
Dark hel-met is the bad bad man
Force choke is his thing, da da da da
Dark hel-met, da da da da
He has such a pompous theme
Male vocal:
Poop Poo Space Porn poop, poop pee poop space por-no big big space por-no (lol you get the idea)
Both:
Dark hel-met, force choke thing, truth mach-ine, pom-pouse theme
Carrie fisher snorted her payment! Poop!
