hai guyz!

[christianrock]

I never got the Drew Carey show. Were the funny parts cloaked in hip code?

...but.... ...but.... CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!

(well if they wanted the show to be as exciting as Cleveland I think they succeeded)

[christianrock]

Q1.. In which battle did Gen. Custer die?
*His last battle (OK, Napoleon actuall died in exile, so I substituted Custer).

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*Sleep at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You can't. Elephants don't have hands.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

[christianrock]

Having a dyslexic father can be quite scary when you are little.

My brother, sister and I were always frightened at Christmas.

All the presents under the tree for us were from Satan.

[Purity_Control]

True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt

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What's the difference between a bumpy road and a bad prostitute?

One knackers your tyres....

[ClavAnother]

Power rangers vs. stairs

[christianrock]

Power rangers vs. stairs

I understood "Sayonara!"

Lots of lulz in that one.

True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt

Well do tell us more about how that evening ended!

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[Purity_Control]

This youtube channel is nuts... found it by accident while watching random shie while in the bath, and it autoplayed through onto it:

[Purity_Control]

[Plink Floyd]

That be-peckered pillow can NOT be a coincidence.

OH HAI I was supposed to be on vaca this week but I've been cleaning up minor destruction caused by a"microburst" which is basically an upside down tornado with 95 mph wind that visited us Saturday. Nobody hurt, nothing of mine seriously damaged but still a big pita: trees down, various outdoor objects tumbled about & relocated, semi trucks upside down, roof peeled off our Walmart...

I'll poast pics next week when I'm back a work (I can't remember my p-bucket p-word lol).

[Purity_Control]

Power rangers vs. stairs

I understood "Sayonara!"

Lots of lulz in that one.

True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt

Well do tell us more about how that evening ended!

I don't recall anything else particularly amusing happening, in fact don't recall that much at all... it might also have been that time I was drinking the Polish cherry vodka.