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Re: hai guyz!

Postby christianrock » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:45 pm

Plink Floyd wrote:I never got the Drew Carey show. Were the funny parts cloaked in hip code?


...but.... ...but.... CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!! :lol:

(well if they wanted the show to be as exciting as Cleveland I think they succeeded)
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Re: hai guyz!

Postby christianrock » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:47 pm

Q1.. In which battle did Gen. Custer die?
*His last battle (OK, Napoleon actuall died in exile, so I substituted Custer).

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*Sleep at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You can't. Elephants don't have hands.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands
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Re: hai guyz!

Postby christianrock » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:53 pm

Having a dyslexic father can be quite scary when you are little.

My brother, sister and I were always frightened at Christmas.

All the presents under the tree for us were from Satan.
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Postby Purity_Control » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:44 am

True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt :freak: :facepalm:
"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Re: hai guyz!

Postby Purity_Control » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:46 pm

"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Postby Purity_Control » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:11 pm

What's the difference between a bumpy road and a bad prostitute?

One knackers your tyres.... :tounge:
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Re: hai guyz!

Postby ClavAnother » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:56 pm

Power rangers vs. stairs

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Re: hai guyz!

Postby christianrock » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:30 pm

ClavAnother wrote:Power rangers vs. stairs



I understood "Sayonara!" :lol:

Lots of lulz in that one.

Purity_Control wrote:True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt :freak: :facepalm:


Well do tell us more about how that evening ended!
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Postby Purity_Control » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:04 pm

This youtube channel is nuts... found it by accident while watching random shie while in the bath, and it autoplayed through onto it:





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Re: hai guyz!

Postby Plink Floyd » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:29 pm

That be-peckered pillow can NOT be a coincidence.

OH HAI I was supposed to be on vaca this week but I've been cleaning up minor destruction caused by a"microburst" which is basically an upside down tornado with 95 mph wind that visited us Saturday. Nobody hurt, nothing of mine seriously damaged but still a big pita: trees down, various outdoor objects tumbled about & relocated, semi trucks upside down, roof peeled off our Walmart...

I'll poast pics next week when I'm back a work (I can't remember my p-bucket p-word lol).
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Re: hai guyz!

Postby Purity_Control » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am

christianrock wrote:
ClavAnother wrote:Power rangers vs. stairs



I understood "Sayonara!" :lol:

Lots of lulz in that one.

Purity_Control wrote:True story.

I got invited to a dinner party once where the host told me to be on my best behaviour, as she had some christian friends coming along and knew that I have a very ripe sense of humour. All going great until the guy sitting opposite me arrives in an "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" T-shirt :freak: :facepalm:


Well do tell us more about how that evening ended!


I don't recall anything else particularly amusing happening, in fact don't recall that much at all... it might also have been that time I was drinking the Polish cherry vodka. :freak:
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