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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:13 pm

But was it a nasty beard? Like, Duck Dynasty nasty? Those are what I'm talking about. Not beards like Clav's. Those are nice and fairly attractive.
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby christianrock » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:02 pm

2nd page and we haven't gone completely off topic yet? What kind of sorcery is that? Usually we'd be discussing pig's anuses by now.
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby MetroSonus » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:21 pm

selfinflikted wrote:But was it a nasty beard? Like, Duck Dynasty nasty? Those are what I'm talking about. Not beards like Clav's. Those are nice and fairly attractive.


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I think we're talking about most beards like this or

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apparently, you too feel clav's beard is safe and cuddly.. :cop:
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:30 pm

MetroSonus wrote:apparently, you too feel clav's beard is safe and cuddly.. :cop:


It's true, but you can't just say things like that out in the open.

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:31 pm

christianrock wrote:2nd page and we haven't gone completely off topic yet? What kind of sorcery is that? Usually we'd be discussing pig's anuses by now.


We should all be given like, an award or something. :idea:
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby ClavAnother » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:24 pm

ElectricPuppy wrote:Had a beard. Don't anymore. Wifey said, "I don't wanna kiss hairy face."

no contest. :grin:







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Re: Facial Hair

Postby christianrock » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:24 pm

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Yes yes I know how the women react...









THAT TICKLES!!!

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby MetroSonus » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:39 pm

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby christianrock » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:46 pm

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby gregwar » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:37 pm

in my old neighborhood around the mid 00s all these bearded dudes in plaid and tight jeans started to show up. they seemed to be mostly from the suburbs but had this 'back to the land' vibe or something, the kind of folks really into crafts and urban gardening.

it was around the same time hipsters appeared in droves and grew out 'ironic' facial hair [read: stupid facial hair]. to my knowledge hipster chicks were all ultra boring in bed so those douches can keep them lol
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby christianrock » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:44 pm

Totally off topic but... I like reading gregwar's posts in Robert DeNiro's voice :)

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:46 pm

christianrock wrote:Totally off topic but... I like reading gregwar's posts in Robert DeNiro's voice :)

carry on


That does add a twisted spin on things...
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby Purity_Control » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:50 pm

Funnily enough, I passed through Headingley this morning and there was a busker with a really really stupid overgrown moustache although his beard wasn't too bad.
"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:16 pm

Now you will ALL share in my misery as you will now all be more on the lookout for awful facial hair. I'm just happy that I could contribute something to everyone's suffering, if in a small way.

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby Purity_Control » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:56 pm

:facepalm: :freak: :lol:
"To be honest with you, I just assumed it was another symptom of Taren Capel being as mad as a bicycle."
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby MetroSonus » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:35 pm

to explore and seek out new forms of beards...

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Re: Facial Hair

Postby Purity_Control » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:24 pm

Thank god that stopped before we got to Uhura. :thu:
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby selfinflikted » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:24 pm

^ This. lol
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby gregwar » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:07 am

in the oil patch one of my co-workers grew out this terrible non-ironic handle bar mustache, I'm not sure if thats worse ?

my friend loaf is part of a men's facial hair club and they made a movie called men with beards that really explores this topic (still on topic btw)

they threw a fundraiser this weekend for the special olympics :like:
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Re: Facial Hair

Postby Plink Floyd » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:12 am

This on-topic stuff has gone on quite long enough! I'm forced to submit the following pic:

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I call it "The Worst Scene in a Bad Movie". It just makes me cringe when I see it.
Like if you saw your grandmother hawking it on the corner, or something.
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