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Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:08 am
by ClavAnother
\.Here is the new track inspired by this forum.?



Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:43 am
by Plink Floyd
LOZL HOW did you get James Earl Jones to read my part??!! I TOTALLY laffed my butt off!!+@+!! :lol:

Excuse me now while I go look for it.

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:33 pm
by ElectricPuppy
hahaha...! "Hey.... that's not quite right." Classic!

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:11 pm
by MetroSonus
I somehow think there should be a read rap versions of these :lol:

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:12 pm
by ElectricPuppy
Shit, now I kinda feel like doing a read jazz, myself. Ha! Stupid workday, always getting in the way of having funs. \.:mad:.?

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:18 pm
by MetroSonus
yes then we go home and plotz... i have a ton of one man skits I want to film..:( not to mention the video of the gaia I need to edit.. musics that need working on,,

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:26 pm
by christianrock
lulz

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:28 pm
by topcat
I quite enjoyed this old chap! :smile:

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:24 am
by Plink Floyd
MetroSonus wrote:...read rap...

Aren't those terms mutually exclusive?

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:58 pm
by MetroSonus
:idk:

I could see a real slow beat with some wikka wikka wak scratches and a ping pong sort of cadence to the conversation that would be funny..

so you know wut...
wut?
i was walking down the street the other day and this fool says to me..
yea? wut he say..?
well let me tell ya what he said..
etc..

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:11 pm
by ElectricPuppy
He said, "Doctor,
is there nothing I can take,"
he said, "Doctor,
to relieve this bellyache,"
he said "Doctor,
is there nothing I can take,"
he said, "Doctor,
to relieve this bellyache"

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:17 am
by ClavAnother
Plink Floyd wrote:LOZL HOW did you get James Earl Jones to read my part??!! I TOTALLY laffed my butt off!!+@+!! :lol:

Excuse me now while I go look for it.




I just got that. :facepalm: I'm all tens today.

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:44 am
by ClavAnother
So anymay... just how old do you have to be before it is socially acceptable to crack someone on the head with your cane and shout :Whippersnapper:

\.lulz.?

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:38 am
by ElectricPuppy
I think you don't really get away with the head crack until your in your 90's. The whippersnapper part, though, is applicable at any age, afaik.

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:25 pm
by Purity_Control

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:43 am
by Plink Floyd
:thu: :grin: :love: :lol: :like: :clap:

Cool musix for the background! Reminded me of something in a Peter Bog movie. :wave:

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:49 am
by ClavAnother
Purity_Control wrote:When I was a madam, there was this "Lefty" who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with cusion based on her humping her own chaps. It was banging.



I think I love you. Really great job, kid.

For the record I pronounce it in the past tense: Read like Red. Early versions of the project were titled Red Jazz, but after a bit I changed it.

:drink:

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:05 am
by Plink Floyd
I've heard that's why they called it Led Zepplin:

One account of the band's naming, which has become almost legendary, has it that Keith Moon and John Entwistle, drummer and bassist for The Who, respectively, suggested that a possible supergroup containing themselves, Jimmy Page, and Jeff Beck would go down like a lead zeppelin, a term Entwistle used to describe a bad gig. The group deliberately dropped the 'a' in Lead at the suggestion of their manager, Peter Grant, to prevent "thick Americans" from pronouncing it "leed".

/wiki

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:14 pm
by Purity_Control
When I was on remand, there was this lady who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with percusion based on her thumping her own chest. It was banging.


:freak: :cop:

That is what happens when i improvise. hence the title on the soundcloud page.

Re: Read Jazz™

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:47 pm
by ClavAnother
Purity_Control wrote:
When I was on remand, there was this lady who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with percusion based on her thumping her own chest. It was banging.

ClavAnother wrote:
Purity_Control wrote:When I was a madam, there was this "Lefty" who did a really cracking version of that song that goes doctor I got a fever I'm burnin up, you know I'm burnin up with cusion based on her humping her own chaps. It was banging.






Yeah well, I really wasn't all that far off, was I?

So do you want to do a collaboration of [what's left of] the original H.G.!

you could do the first 500 pages, I could do the next, and so on, and so on, and...