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Postby Plink Floyd » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:53 am

... is a weird place to live. I mean, if I had been a pilgrim in seventeen-seventy-something, and had my choice of the whole damn country to pick some free land, I would not have stopped here.

My advice to future pilgrims: Don't just squat in the first place that looks halfway decent and isn't already taken. If you have a few mild winters, you'll spend a couple years chopping trees, building cabins, killing Injuns and other varmnits and having eight or twelve kids. Then, when two or three real badass winters come along, you're all fagged and knackered, and attached to your homestead, and the kids won't want to change schools, and you'll say "fuggit ah'll jest stay heer".

What you should do, for a few years, is rent an apartment.
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Re: Indiana

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:27 am

Yeah I've often thought similar thoughts.......

So many places in Australia, and the rest of the world are so......unattractive in many ways. Who was that first person who thought, "Yup, here looks like a fine place to stay and perhaps start a town"....

Why didn't they just KEEP ON GOING !!!!?????

Of course, natural resources was the cause of many - gold rush and the like.......
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:53 am

BonsoWonderDog wrote:Of course, natural resources was the cause of many - gold rush and the like.......

Indiana: poison ivy capitol of the world!

Oh, and carp. We got lotsa carps.
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:53 am

You can't grow any sort of tasty apples here. Only pears and persimmons.

Yuck.
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Re: Indiana

Postby ClavAnother » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:38 pm

yuk
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Re: Indiana

Postby christianrock » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:11 pm

Plink Floyd wrote:
BonsoWonderDog wrote:Of course, natural resources was the cause of many - gold rush and the like.......

Indiana: poison ivy capitol of the world!

Oh, and carp. We got lotsa carps.


Yeah but are the carps tasty??

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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:38 am

Carps are fun to catch, as they can be one of the biggest fishes found in Indiana waters. He is vehemently opposed to being caught, which of course makes it more fun. His value as a sport fish is undeniable, but mid westerners belonging to my particular ethnic group find him to be a 'trash fish', and most unworthy of the skillet. He is bony, oily, and since he is a bottom feeder he contains a big yucky mud vein. However, members of a certain other ethnic group who may be found fishing along the riverbank will readily accept the gift of an unwanted specimen.

Among local redneck raconteurs discussing the common carp, you may overhear this time honored recipe for preparing the divisive dish:

"Build a great big far. Take ya carp and nail it to a board, then throw the whole thang in the far. After it barns an hour or two, scrape wuts left of yer carp off'n the board. Then eat the board."
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Re: Indiana

Postby christianrock » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:22 pm

That's kinda how I feel about catfish.

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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:06 am

In Czechoslovakia, carp pwns Chuck Norris.



Pro carp tip: Many non-American foreigner types celebrate the holiday feast with a tasty Christmas Carp.
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Re: Indiana

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:27 am

Ads are going to kill YouTube. I predict it.
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:58 am

I refuse to watch vids if the ad precedes the content: "Your video will start in 15 seconds..."

Please join me in sending this powerfully unmistakable message to our avaricious internet overlords.

:occupy: !
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Re: Indiana

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:30 am

Exactly. I watch less and less YouTube specifically because of the annoying ads.....

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Re: Indiana

Postby ClavAnother » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:38 am

Plink Floyd wrote:Indiana: We got carp.


YouToob: We got crap.
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Re: Indiana

Postby MetroSonus » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:41 pm

sweet home indianai? :idk:
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:04 am

Meet the 23-year-old Mayor-Elect of my county seat:

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He doesn't even graduate from college till next week!

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Re: Indiana

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:32 am

:freak:
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Re: Indiana

Postby ClavAnother » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am

what the hell is he looking at? :freak:
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:10 am

ClavAnother wrote:what the hell is he looking at? :freak:

THE POWAAAHHH!!
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Re: Indiana

Postby ElectricPuppy » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:29 pm

OPTIMISM
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Re: Indiana

Postby Plink Floyd » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:27 am

Babyface is from Indiana.

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I can't recall ever hearing one of his songs. Have I?
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