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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ClavAnother » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:05 am

I seem to remember a time when the internet made sense most of the time
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ElectricPuppy » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:21 am

ClavAnother wrote:I seem to remember a time when the internet made sense most of the time


Umbrellas.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby Plink Floyd » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:05 am

I begin to suspect that I've been operating under some misconceptions concerning these alleged 'circuar jerkulation' activities. Namely, the importance, presence and/or purpose of alleged 'crackers' as applied to the performance of the aforementioned sport. Of course, my knowledge of these goings on are derived entirely from coarse locker room joking, and, to the best of my knowledge, I can claim aquaintance with no one real or imaginary having any 'hands on' experience in such proceedings.

I'm apparently mistaken in believing it involves a series of reciprical reach-around manouvers. Except in the event of an odd number of partipants, which necessitates the designation of a pivot man.

If I'm wrong, leave me alone. I'm perfectly happy about it.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ClavAnother » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:21 am

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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:48 am

DELETE THIS THREAD !!! :mad:
DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby BonsoWonderDog » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:49 am

Up to my ears
In bitter tears.
Can't believe I've sunk this low
As I walk the plankton
Inner sanctum.
Got outta Dodge,
Sailed on a bon-less
Bon voyage.
You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth...

I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Bad food, lousy atmosphere.
I don't wanna bellyache.
How long is this gonna take?

Woke up this morning kinda blue,
Thinking through that age-old question:
How to exit a whale's digestion?
It might behoove me to be heaved.
Head out like a human comet.
Hmm... I wonder what rhymes with comet?

I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm ready to reappear.
I don't wanna bellyache.
Lord, how long's this gonna take?
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/n/news ... whale.html ]
End times, they come rolling around.
Enzymes, they come breaking us down to the core.
The good Lord grants we all get a second chance.

I'm one of the dishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
They say I'm delicious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Lord, please make him chuck it all.
It's a gut call
In the belly of the whale.

I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly...

In the belly of the whale
In an underwater jail
It's a tight squeeze.
It's a-gettin' to me,
But it's roomier
Than the tail.
Hey, sailor,
Got my flow free
Like a salmon to the sea
From the L.A. Symphony.
I'm a paddleboat
Paddlin' in their wake,
A fake free-styler,
But my unemployment pays.
I'm avoiding cliches
Like "whale of a tale" stale
Or "you can't keep
A good man down,"
'Cause you can
And I've been there, man.
But I've been expectorated.
I'm elated!
I'm free like Willie!
Happy Day!
Oops,
That's a bit of a cliche.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby MetroSonus » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:05 pm

Plink Floyd wrote:Crackers innuendo?

Image

:eek: Now yadunnit.



excellent post! :thu: I had a coworker in stitches with this, this morning.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby christianrock » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:36 pm

ClavAnother wrote:I seem to remember a time when the internet made sense most of the time


That was the time when you were drunk and high, I think.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ClavAnother » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm

I've never been high, I think.
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ClavAnother » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:27 am

Every time I come here to metrosonus.com/forumz I think this thread says The Ground Hog Thread.

At least this thread doesn't seem to have the ghey anymore
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby MetroSonus » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:34 am

yup ah uh prarie doggin over here..
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby ClavAnother » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:03 am

yuk dude
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Re: the group hug thread.

Postby Plink Floyd » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:18 am

MetroSonus wrote:excellent post! :thu: I had a coworker in stitches with this, this morning.
Affirmation! :thu:

I actually have a series in mind, but I've been too damn busy this week to fart around at werk. :mad:
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